Back Yard Brawl 1-15-10

[Temper]

I stepped in to ref tonite because Farkas was having some sort of sex change operation and Bonz couldn't find his glasses. I don't know if the two things are related. 

The game started slow, and gained slowly, so it was a slow game. There was some fighting, and runwaying and stuff. There was some crying which is not allowed, but it turned out to be me crying, so I allowed it.

US-154  GB-106

Yep, we put it to those stinky ole GBs.

Most kills:
Fusion 37
Temper 34
Vipor 25
The Reaper 22
Sabre 20

Best Ratio:
Temper
Fusion
Vipor
The Reaper
Sabre

Most handsome:
Temper :)

GG all, see you next week and thanks for coming.

[shrapnel]

As one of those valiant few who were fighting for GB last night I really must protest at being referred to as a “stinky ole GB” I had a shower recently and only ran out of deodorant last Tuesday. In any event how much credence can we give to the statements of a cowardly referee who flies around admonishing everyone not to shoot at him while he freely takes shots at everyone in sight regardless of what country they represent. Not only that but he has some ungodly kind of cloaking device only available to the privileged few that can render him immune to shots even when we have the courage to shoot back. Well I think it must be a cloaking device.  I hate to admit it but it might also be due to the cataracts that are causing me to see everything as though through a London fog. It could also be because every time I got on his six I had to hold my nose with one hand while trying to fly with the other.

The only GE pilot I was able to kill with any regularity was Vipor who seems to be mesmerized by oncoming planes and is unable to take avoiding action so all I had to do was close my eyes and squeeze the trigger to eliminate him. I suspect, however, that Vipor was just showing respect for elderly blind people by donating a few kills to me.

To crown it all our crooked referee then cooks the scores. Everyone who had a paper and pencil handy throughout the match and who kept count knows I had at least 50 kills even if most of them were accidents; well I think it was 50, could have been, maybe. Problem was that the referee was using his unholy powers to bestow direct draw errors on me so every time I had to rejoin my score reset to 0.

Wish I could remember what it was I wanted to protest about but what I do know is that next week we need to have Farkas, Bonz or Joker run the event. They are much easier to intimidate and are open to small bribes. This Temper guy is also open to bribes but he takes your money then screws you.

[Tango]

     Excellent report Shrapnel!!!!!!

I knew it!!! Temper is a HACKER!!!  LOOOOOOOL

[Vipor]

Yeah...2nd half I had pesky women texting and calling me. How dare them while I am flying. Was majorly distracted!!

Was much fun too!!

Shrap, when you switched planes you started nailing me!!

[skullbonz]

  Thank You Temper for standing in for me and Farkas,his surgery went well and I found my glasses so nothing happened between us after I could see that he still had a mans face,lol. jk
    I became very ill after eating dinner last night which turned out to be something I digested  and not something more serious requiring a hospital,wew. I was worried that I was having a heart attack or worse and would have to take those funny colored pills the rest of my life like the rest of you old farts,but woopee not this time,lol.
    Thanks again Temper,Sorry guys for putting you thru the Temper onslaught,lol.  I promiss me or Farkas will be back next week.
                                                                                       

[Temper]

The only GE pilot I was able to kill with any regularity was Vipor

I do believe I have found your problem Shrapnel... you are colorblind.

[shrapnel]

The only GE pilot I was able to kill with any regularity was Vipor

I do believe I have found your problem Shrapnel... you are colorblind.

Damn and I thought Vipor was a WASP. What color is he then? Not that it matters because my friends come in all different colors. Some of them are even Republicans.  

Or are you telling me that I was flying in the GE team and thought I was GB. Could be; I get confused real easy.

PS: I just figured it all out. The game was between GB and US right? So I'm a confused old man. Have pity on me.   Not my fault you were all flying GE planes.

[Tango]

Was Shrapnel colorblind or a bit drunk???????

Weren't you the one saying:  "pink elephant give up" ???  

[shrapnel]

I never get a bit drunk, Tango. I don't believe in quitting till the job is done. 

[ACE_Farkas]

OK temper i had to really think about what went on here.
for temper to joke about my heath problems is kinda out of line.
i can see if he had talked to me to see how things went but he did not no 1 knows how my operation went.i am very sad to see this come from someone like Temper i can see stupid things like this coming from BONZ but not someone in power.
BONZ never seen me or contacted me to see how my operation went.
i have been surrounded by my family and freands all day long to make sure i am ok and yes i am OK at the moment.
i had 3 stence put in my thigh to get my blood flowing properly .
a very series operation.
i would have expected from higher people here to say maybe something like hope farkas operation went well but no, i sign on to see things like above and BONZ bullshit about knowing how my operation went guess he can fool temper too.
i will be here every Friday to run this event as of 1/22/10

i at first took the joke and responded differently and removed it the more i could not sleep.
i am in pain here writing this and will be off this for a few days. i know temper is a good guy and was am sure he was joking but joking before you know results is like i said out of line.
everyone here means a lot to me and things like this upset me.
and i will speak my mind when its time to do so.

[shrapnel]

Wow Farkas!
Sorry to hear about your operation and I'm pleased to hear you seem to be recovering nicely from it. I had no idea you were having an operation and I"m not sure who else may have known because there has been no mention of it until now.

I think you know by now that our small community is very responsive to people's problems and we are not slow to communicate our concern. I'm certain that Temper's comment about an operation had no bad intention; he was just writing a funny report like we have come to expect following a fun event.

I think that maybe your response is due to the post op pain you are suffering from and I can sympathize with that. Pain can sometimes cause us to over react. Just relax buddy and know that, as always, your fellow Air Attackers are here for you and there are no bad guys amongst us. Sometimes our words may not be as carefully chosen as they might be but we all mean well.
Take care and we look forward to seeing you at the next fun event if you are feeling up to it.

[Temper]

I always hope for the best and don't worry about bad things until I know they have happened. I am sorry to have upset you.

Maybe it's time for me to quit.

[shrapnel]

Maybe it's time for me to quit.

How many of us have felt that way from time to time and even said it, only to later wish we hadn't  

Isn't time yet, Temp. You're like a wife; can't live with you, can't live without you. Generally speaking and ignoring your numerous bad habits we still kinda like you. I hate to say this but you'd be missed.

Farkas is having a bad day; we all have em from time to time. Everyone's allowed to be grumpy occasionally. Everyone's allowed to be paranoid occasionally. Everyone's allowed to say stupid things occasionally. It's all in the family and should be treated accordingly. It's only bad when we push folks away instead of forgiving and forgetting. Let's all  

[ACE_Farkas]

no way temp thats 1 thing you cant do you know that by now and they were right it is the fun events and we are always joking there so my fault for freaking out so quick .remember there are some crazy people here and by that coming from you they might have just believed it and i would never get pilots to join a transvestite team

[skullbonz]

    As you should notice I put a "jk" after what I said,in case you don't know what it means,it means "Just Kidding". If you can't take the everyday joking around that goes on here then I guess we all will have to try to keep Mr. Farkas's name out of everything from now on.
 I do take offense to these quotes though;
             

i can see stupid things like this coming from BONZ but not someone in power.

and this one specially;
   

and BONZ bullshit

   So I apologize for pissing you off unintensionally,can you do the same?