Great Truths

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GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
 3) Families are like  fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
 4) Today's  mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the  inside.
 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal  for the fiber, not the toy..

 GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up  is optional...
 2) Forget the health food. I need all  the preservatives I can get.
 3) When you fall down,  you wonder what else you can do while you're
    down  there.
 4) You're getting old when you get the same  sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller  coaster.
 5) It's frustrating when you know all the  answers but nobody bothers to ask you the  questions...
 6) Time may be a great healer, but  it's a lousy beautician
 7) Wisdom comes with age, but  sometimes age comes alone.

 THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

 1) You  believe in Santa Claus.
 2) You don't believe in  Santa Claus.
 3) You are Santa Claus..
 4) You  look like Santa Claus.

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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

 1) You  believe in Santa Claus.
 2) You don't believe in  Santa Claus.
 3) You are Santa Claus..
 4) You  look like Santa Claus.

Oh.. and the truth hurts sometimes :(