Can you believe this! CAPTURED!

[JoKeR]

In a quick change of events Hermann "KUJO" Goring was captured by the German SS and re-installed as air commander of the German Luftwaffe. The Axis forces feeling they had been betrayed by the Luftwaffe commander would not put up with his insolence.  As the Air Commander was caught relieving himself in the Soviet privy, 3 German SS soldiers dressed in Soviet  officer uniforms over powered Goring and escorted him back to the AXIS lines.  He tried to fight off his attackers to no avail.  The Air Commander was put up in front of a firing squad, and just as the trigger was about to be pulled the Fuhrer suggested we force him back into action with orders to the Axis air force shoot to kill if he did not do well killing Soviet Aircraft.

This obviously was a good decision by the Fuhrer as the AXIS air force defeated the Soviets in an overwhelming battle for skies over Berlin. There is rumor going 'round that say the Air Commander is not happy with his present duties and that another escape attempt may be possible.  The Fuhrer has order the arrest of all Goring's family, his close associates which include, his cooks, bartenders, lawyers, dancing girls, brothel maiden, and boot polishers.  Goring stated he would do anything the Fuhrer will ask of him as long as the Brothel Maiden and Cooks are not harmed, in which case the family, lawyers, dancing girls and and boot polishers were executed.

Next weeks battle is something that you won't want to miss.  Will Goring try another defection? Will the Soviets trust him if he returns? Will the Brothel Maidens and Cooks be executed???  You won't know unless you show up to next weeks Last Team Standing fun event.

Last Team Standing (LTS) is played every week on Wednesday Evenings at 9:00 PM EDT.   Everyone is welcome to attend.  The only requirement is that you know and understand the rules before entering the room.  Room disruptions are not tolerated and are dealt with immediately.
You can find the rules posted on the game log in page just before entering the game.

LTS is brought you by the fine folks of the USHA and BSS Squads, subsidiaries members of the USAAC, a world global international, Pan American, company, corporation, LTD world wide, INC.

Have a great Day! See you at next weeks LTS!

 

[skullbonz]

Are you Walter Cronkites son? You're as good of a reporter m8y,lol.   

[Tango]

Come on USAAC BoD give JoKeR his Pulitzer Prize